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Pet death

My step-auntie Delilah had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Rosie eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗

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