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Pet death

My step-auntie Delilah had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Mrs Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮

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