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Pet death

My step-auntie Delilah had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Smeagol eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯

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