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Pet death

My step-auntie Delilah had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Voldemort eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦

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