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Pet death

My step-auntie Delilah had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃

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