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Pet death

My step-auntie Delilah had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Hufflepuff eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏

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