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Pet death

My step-auntie Delilah had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Worf eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘

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