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Pet death

My step-auntie Delilah had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Squishy eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃

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