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Pet death

My step-auntie Delilah had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡

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