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Pet death

My step-auntie Delilah had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Rt Hon Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺

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