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Pet death

My step-auntie Delilah had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡

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