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Pet death

My step-auntie Delilah had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏

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