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Pet death

My step-auntie Delilah had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺

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