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Pet death

My step-auntie Delilah had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍

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