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Pet death

My step-auntie Delilah had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺

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