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Pet death

My step-auntie Delilah had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮

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