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Pet death

My step-auntie Delilah had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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