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Pet death

My step-auntie Delilah had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Simpkins eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍

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