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Pet death

My step-auntie Delilah had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Tinkerbell eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺

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