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Pet death

My step-auntie Delilah had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Misty eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛

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