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Pet death

My step-auntie Delilah had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Luna eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘

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