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Pet death

My step-auntie Delilah had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Luna eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺

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