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Pet death

My step-auntie Delilah had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Teddy eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦

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