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Pet death

My step-auntie Delilah had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖

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