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Pet death

My step-auntie Delilah had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Piper eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃

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