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Pet death

My step-auntie Delilah had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Izzy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘

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