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Pet death

My step-auntie Delilah had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Gus eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯

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