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Pet death

My step-auntie Delilah had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Oscar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺

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