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Pet death

My step-auntie Delilah had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Simpkins eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃

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