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Pet death

My step-auntie Delilah had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Toby eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃

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