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Pet death

My step-auntie Delilah had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Lola eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁

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