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Pet death

My step-auntie Delilah had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Akira eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮

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