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Pet death

My step-auntie Delilah had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Hermoine eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗

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