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Pet death

My step-auntie Delilah had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Picard eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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