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Pet death

My step-auntie Delilah had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Roxy eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘

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