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Pet death

My step-auntie Delilah had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Minnie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗

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