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Pet death

My step-auntie Delilah had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯
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