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Pet death

My step-auntie Delilah had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗

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