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Pet death

My step-auntie Delilah had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡

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