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Pet death

My step-auntie Delilah had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Tilly eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮

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