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Pet death

My step-auntie Delilah had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Lola eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃

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