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Pet death

My step-auntie Delilah had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Pebbles eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘

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