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Pet death

My step-auntie Delilah had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Missy eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗

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