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Pet death

My step-auntie Delilah had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Stella eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊

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