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Pet death

My step-auntie Delilah had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Rufus eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺

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