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Pet death

My step-auntie Delilah had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Loki eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛

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