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Pet death

My step-auntie Delilah had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Bilbo eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦

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