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Pet death

My step-auntie Delilah had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Simba eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏

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