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Pet death

My step-auntie Delilah had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Millie eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺

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