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Pet death
My
step-auntie
Delilah
had their beloved pet
poodle 🐩
Rex
eaten by
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
an ostrich 🐦
a lion 🦁
a wild boar 🐗
a venomous snake 🐍
a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝
an elephant 🐘
a cow 🐮
a tiger 🐯
a turkey 🦃
a bull 🐮
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