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Pet death

My step-auntie Delilah had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Rex eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮

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