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Pet death

My step-auntie Delilah had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Piper eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺

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