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Pet death

My step-auntie Delilah had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Oscar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃

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