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Pet death

My step-auntie Delilah had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Zeus eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁

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