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Pet death

My step-auntie Delilah had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Tilly eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃

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